Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.
God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter."
With that said and done, the next time God looked, the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man.
God got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created, you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only,one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"
And the man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."
2007-01-30 22:05:16 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good joke ha ha ha
2007-01-30 22:51:47 · answer #1 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Which goes to prove that if your wife tells you to do something it is best to do it!!!!!!!! On the other hand be like most of us always make out it was your own idea
2007-01-31 02:46:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
morning AL good one to start the day 10/10
2007-01-30 22:17:29 · answer #3 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and they say women are the weaker sex lol 9/10
2007-01-31 01:46:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao... Very good. But he should be in the othe line then shouldnt he. j/k.
2007-01-30 22:12:01 · answer #5 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, that was hilarious!
2007-01-30 23:13:26 · answer #6 · answered by sexycandlelightguy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-31 09:17:55 · answer #7 · answered by God Is Love 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL....... thanks for a laugh........
2007-01-31 06:06:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋