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whenever i go on a date, with a girl, i get nervous. and i sometimes pee a little in my panties. and i want to talk to my date and i go to do it and i puke in my mouth and i sweat all over the place and i puke in my hands. i try to hide the puke in my pants pocket and i have dirt and old cookies and puke in my pants, what am i doing wrong??

2007-01-30 22:02:51 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

no no but what about the puke in my pants??

2007-01-30 22:11:52 · update #1

8 answers

first of all, why are you a dude wearing panties. dont eat or drink for 12 hours before your date. that way you would dry heave and couldnt pee. or line your pockets with ziplocks. i think you need more than an answer .

2007-01-31 03:27:31 · answer #1 · answered by loveboatcaptain 5 · 0 0

jeez im 13 and im more confident then u, ok sorry umm listen u really need to relax, i kno this might not help but maybe ur gay, if ur not theres nothing we can do coz u have to relax, chill. whateva start small with a gurl, pick stuff to talk about and always comment on her hair and clothes we luv that!

2007-01-31 06:19:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

This is a joke right???????? Well if its not I dont think you should be dating girls, maybe you are a little immature!! (Maybe) Yuk you actually get sick in front of them.. I really do hope this is a joke... Sick :p

2007-01-31 06:16:21 · answer #3 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 0 0

maybe your problem is you r a boy and u r wearing panties

2007-01-31 07:00:44 · answer #4 · answered by marfanman00000 5 · 0 0

just hide your nerves, girls aren't monsters. just look confident with yourself and i'm sure you'll find the right girl.

2007-01-31 06:08:43 · answer #5 · answered by kate m 2 · 0 0

jonboy, i think you should start dating after you become jonman...

2007-01-31 06:15:44 · answer #6 · answered by luck fest 5 · 1 0

u're just tensed... hey, its ok. just be urself. nothin to worry about.

2007-01-31 06:48:04 · answer #7 · answered by CB 3 · 0 0

LOL.. do u ever take a break???????

2007-01-31 06:26:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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