If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced ‘tenty one’?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call the resulting company Fed UP?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you."
If it's true that we are here on earth to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
"Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff."
"The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney..."
…Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe
"The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with."
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love ."
"We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture."
Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.
"Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy -- in a jar on my desk."
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes
2007-01-30 21:32:57 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
where did you find these? they are great!!!!!!!LOL
2007-02-05 12:17:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pistachio nuts are my favourite too. Because they are quite expensive I only have them at Christmas so I would not know if they make you increase weight. I believe they contain lot's of protein but not sure on the calories.
2016-05-23 22:19:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
11/10 great
roflmao
thanks for the laugh
Good points to ponder
2007-01-30 23:23:46 · answer #3 · answered by Nathanael S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i need the last one made into a sign but this got me wondering what do they put on guys who are bald???
2007-02-06 08:53:14 · answer #4 · answered by teinegurl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY, BUT YOU GOT THAT OUT OF A BATHROOM READER BOOK. SOME ARE FROM STEVEN WRIGHT! STILL, NICE!!
2007-02-06 07:26:33 · answer #5 · answered by connor n 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
rotfpmsl, tht was the funniest random funny things ever!!
2007-02-06 05:53:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was what I needed. Random and humorous.
2007-02-03 16:47:04 · answer #7 · answered by morgan_ayn 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY HA-HA .I always get a laugh when yo post.
2007-02-06 00:09:22 · answer #8 · answered by broken heart 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very amusing. Had me in laughs.. thanx
2007-02-04 23:15:49 · answer #9 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny...lmao
2007-02-05 09:36:22 · answer #10 · answered by EyeC 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋