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2007-01-30 20:55:23 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

14 answers

All his uncles are ants

2007-01-31 00:35:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

in order to see why the baby ant was so confused we have to take a deep look into the ant's colony, and see the ants as a whole. oh man, i see how i should have worded that sentence, watch: we have to take a deep look into an ant's colon, and see the ants a hole, ahahahahaha!! i was going to approach this and sound all scientifical and what-have-you, but i seen this gem of a sentence and had to pounce on it at once?!

2007-01-31 05:08:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Because other baby ants looked liked him.

2007-01-31 05:05:54 · answer #3 · answered by portugal 1 · 0 0

An ant was walking along the desert but it left no footprints, why?



Because it was riding a bicycle

2007-01-31 05:00:13 · answer #4 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0 0

The baby could not figure out how the adult ants could carry much more in weigh than they weigh themselves?

2007-01-31 05:00:15 · answer #5 · answered by m c 5 · 0 0

Could not decide which college to join after finishing school.

2007-01-31 21:13:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Because they all look alike.

Because he couldn't find his "aunt tenna"

My what a big thorax you have, he said. I can't tell the girls from the boys.

He saw everyone "leave".get it???

hehe

2007-01-31 05:08:07 · answer #7 · answered by Curious 4 · 0 0

It didn't remember joining the army.

2007-01-31 05:05:13 · answer #8 · answered by HunterGreen 3 · 0 0

He has tunnel vision

2007-01-31 05:04:36 · answer #9 · answered by Curious Bill 2 · 1 0

It is looking for its uncle.

2007-01-31 04:58:20 · answer #10 · answered by Phillip 4 · 3 0

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