10 day's ago i was taken by aliens, they probed me and did all sorts of weird stuff. they dropped me back off today, and now my belly-button keep's oozing green mucus like nasty stuff!. what can i do i need help big time, i'm all jacked up!.
2007-01-30 20:41:35 · 12 answers · asked by olivia n 1 in Health ➔ Diseases & Conditions ➔ Skin Conditions
I am so sorry to hear about your abduction, maybe Hallmark has a card for it and I can send it to you.
2007-01-30 21:40:34 · answer #1 · answered by adriannamarie19 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes we did abduct you but on probing there was a terrible smell omitted around the craft, the General gave direct orders to shoot you out the exhaust pod but you kinda got lodged between the landing gears for a couple of days until you finally flopped your way clear. Sorry about the green stuff our medic had a terrible cold.
2007-01-31 04:47:36 · answer #2 · answered by itchy.crack i 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go back to them and live a happy life as now u too have become a ALIEN
2007-01-31 04:45:49 · answer #3 · answered by Sam P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did the aliens give you a receipt or warranty? If so, you can ask for a replacement belly-button.
2007-01-31 04:45:14 · answer #4 · answered by darth_maul_8065 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Call George Noory at once! This will breaking news for the night.
See the link below.
2007-01-31 04:46:42 · answer #5 · answered by cpinkfloyd 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Take pictures and let tha tabloids know get yurself some cash gurl u can't sue tha aliens!
2007-01-31 04:46:20 · answer #6 · answered by Thin King 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
seriously? go to the doctor. but don't tell them the alien story. just say you have no idea where it came from. and then stop taking drugs.
2007-01-31 04:47:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
We told you NOT to talk about this. This is your last warning! Next time we'll drop you off on mars!
2007-01-31 04:50:37 · answer #8 · answered by Hans B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Earth chicks are easy ! The whole Galaxy knows that !
2007-01-31 04:48:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
green ozzzz goes good on toast
2007-01-31 04:47:56 · answer #10 · answered by Normefoo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋