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Question

Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City.

The Brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus.
The Blonde team rides on the top level.

The Brunette team down below is whooping it up having a great time, when one of them realizes she doesn't hear anything from the Blondes upstairs.

She decides to go up and investigate. When the Brunette reaches the top, she finds all the Blondes frozen in fear, staring straight-ahead at the road, and clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles.

The Brunette asks, "What the heck's goin' on up here? We're havin' a grand time downstairs!"

One of the Blondes from the second team looks up and says...
"Yeah, but you've got a driver!"

Answer 1

here we go again pmsl 10/10

Answer 2

What do u think of these?

Answering Machine at a Mental Hospital... "Hello, and welcome to the
mental health hotline......"

1) If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

2) If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

3) If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

4) If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want.
Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

5) If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to
the mother ship.

6) If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will
tell you which number to press. Remember, you are never alone!

7) If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you
press, no one will answer.

8) If you are dyslexic, press 969-696-9696.

9) If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound key
until a representative comes on the line.

10) If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address,
telephone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's
maiden name.

11) If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, s-l-o-w-l-y &
c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y press 0 0 0.

12) If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after
the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

13) If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have
short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

14) If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All operators are too
busy to talk to you."

15) If you are menopausal, hang up, turn on the fan, lay down and cry.
You won't be crazy forever.

16) If you are blonde don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.
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The Vegas coke Machine

In Vegas, a blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins.
She returns and starts feeding the machine madly, and of course the machine keeps popping out the drinks.
Another person walks up behind the blonde and watches her antics for a few minutes before stopping her and asking if someone else could have a go.
The blonde spins around and shouts in her face: "Can't you see I'm winning?"
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On a plane bound for New York, the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to economy since she did not have a first class ticket.
The blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York, and I'm not moving."
Not wanting to argue with a customer, the flight attendant asked the copilot to speak with the woman. The copilot went to talk with the woman, asking her to move out of the first class section.
Again, the blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York, and I'm not moving."
The copilot returned to the cockpit and asked the captain what he should do.
The captain said, "I'm married to a blonde, and I know how to handle this."
He went to the first class section and whispered into the blonde's ear.
She immediately jumped up and ran to the economy section, mumbling to herself, "Why didn't anyone just say so?"
Surprised, the flight attendant and the copilot asked what he said to her that finally convinced her to move from her seat.
He said, "I told her the first class section wasn't going to New York."
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Answer 3

I think that the joke can be funny, but very predictable. I saw it coming right away. If you like blond joke you might like it, although it is funnier when you tell it to someone, instead of writing it.

Answer 4

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Answer 5

O,M,G.no driver wheeeeeeeeee 10/10

Answer 6

nice one A/L but this was on here yesterday, thought it was funny tho, just imagine all those blonde faces in fear, hahahahahahaha

Answer 7

LOL
10/10
Keep smilin'.
Buzylizzi - why don't you post your jokes then we can reply and rate them. They're good.

Answer 8

got ayn more, luv blonde jokes!!!

Answer 9

i like

Answer 10

great, back to your normal standard