ahead, so blows the horn. There is no response. Train driver keeps on blowing the horn with a hope the living being on the tracks will move away.
On seeing no response he applies the brakes and the train grinds to halt just short of the thing on the tracks.
Train driver gets down from the train and moves forward to inspect. He suddenly sees a man and woman getting up. The man is zipping up his trousers and the woman is straightening her skirt. Both have a conted look on their face after the performance.
Train driver is aghast and asks the man, didn't u hear the horn, both of u cud hv been runover.
The man replies, we did hear but it was like this
I WAS COMMING
SHE WAS COMMING
YOU WERE COMMING
BUT ONLY YOU HAD THE BRAKES!
2007-01-30 19:20:32 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
No, I've never heard that one. lol.
2007-01-30 19:23:16 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey Man Never heard before but it was funny! & 1thing i dint understand was that... They dint have breaks then how did they get up already before the driver coming haaaa anyways lol thnx for the laugh tc good luck...
2007-01-31 04:35:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not so funny you can easily see thrice daily the seen at
"Dhamtari Chhattisgarh" the train for Raipur to Dhamtari &
Raipur to Rajim
@ same state .
but dont pass this joke over there of no use.
wanna more detail ?
k_abcl@yahoo.co.in
2007-02-01 18:07:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before and didn't think it was that funny the first time either
2007-01-31 03:24:18 · answer #4 · answered by h0axsp1d0r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO STOPPING A RUNAWAY WITHOUT BRAKES 7/10
2007-01-31 04:56:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Apply the brake on this joke. It didn't fly at all.
2007-01-31 03:37:33 · answer #6 · answered by TOO HOT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not too bad anyway, 3 out 5
2007-01-31 03:26:10 · answer #7 · answered by skynet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh My God!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! This must be the craziest joke I have heard. If it wasn't for the brakes, up in Heaven St. Peter would have been saying. "They are coming!" HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-02 07:32:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL.. thats a good one.. i've never heard it before... thanx for the laugh.. hahaha..
I WAS COMMING
SHE WAS COMMING
YOU WERE COMMING
BUT ONLY YOU HAD THE BRAKES! HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
2007-01-31 03:26:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHa thats kinda sick
2007-01-31 03:25:45 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kind of funny.
2007-01-31 03:23:53 · answer #11 · answered by jracer524 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋