Ok, "it rained on the rocks for millions of years and made soup". When I mix rain and rock dust I get mud?

Question

Whose got the "Primordal soup mix" recipe? I'd like to find out what else was in it.

Was it just rock dust and rainwater? Or did it have some monosodium galutamate too?

Did aliens pee in it or something?

Why is it called "soup". If you pee in some mud, would you call it "soup"?

What ingredients in today's soup were in the primordal soup?

Can we call it "primordal mud" from now on?

After all, nobody was there to declare it Mmm-mmm good.

Answer 1

This is goood.........
I like it..............
Funny too...................
If I find the recipe I will get millions for it.........