Can Christians offer some proof that their Clock maker does not run out of parts and does his own stunts?

Question

like Jackie Chan?

wait a minute, I though science wasn't proof and science also says the earth or universe is billions of years old when everyone knows the bible says its around 6000.

Answer 1

Your question does not really need an answer, because anything you don't like will just be another argument. Why even bother asking these pointless questions anyway? Christians don't have any one clock maker...just buy any brand of clock, it doesn't matter who built it. I'll buy the least expensive one that keeps good time. If the maker is a child in China, then so be it. I'll let Jackie Chan do his own stunts...he's better at it than that little kid in China.

Answer 2

My clock maker would be Timex via Wal Mart.
I am not aware of Timex ever having a part shortage and I do believe that Sam Walton did his own stunts. I wonder if his son does.

Answer 3

Can you offer proof that you are not in a sraight jacket right now, and typing with your nose?

Answer 4

The Clockmaker must have an abundance of parts.
Science tells us that the universe is still expanding.

Answer 5

i put the smack down on chuck norris, and that clock maker is next if you know what i mean

Answer 6

i heard a rumor that jim darwin drop kicked chuck norris into outerspace,

thankfully chuck norris doesnt have to breath oxygen

Answer 7

THERE IS NO CLOCK MAKER IDIOT??? WHY DO YOU TAUNT THE FOOLISH DIESTS??? WE NEED TO STOP PLAYING THESE GAMES, GET ORGINIZED AND PLAN THE BEST WAY TO ROUND THEM ALL UP. WE MUST PUT THEM IN CONCENTRATION CAMPS!!!