It doesn't matter what party you belong to - this is hilarious.
A black comedian explained why he misses Bill Clinton.
"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing
we ever got to having a black man as President.
# 1 - He played the sax.
# 2 - He smoked weed.
# 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.
Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he don't!
And, he gets a check from the government every month.
Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's
shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations'most distinguished men.
It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton.
The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.
When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied,"I don't know, I never had one."
The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as
I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what Ithink you need to know."
Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do
Hanky Panky between Bushes.
2007-01-30 15:04:53 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Clinton is enormously popular here in Canada and can make 250'000 per speaking engagement. Say what you like, I like him and wish we had one of our own.
2007-01-30 15:19:43 · answer #1 · answered by Crash 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As a married man in the US, I have to give thanks to Clinton for getting the Supreme Court, our highest and most respected legal authority, to agree that getting a BJ is not committing adultery. WAY TO GO CLINTON !! My hero.
2007-02-03 16:40:10 · answer #2 · answered by JASON B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I llike Bill too 8) My favorite pres
2007-01-30 23:57:38 · answer #3 · answered by MuZzZ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Holy crap! I've got a pain in my side from laughing. It's totally and completely true! I can't believe I've never noticed that before!
2007-01-30 23:26:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice ...and I still like the guy.
Oh...by the way, Hillary misses Bill too....with every shot!
2007-01-30 23:50:45 · answer #5 · answered by MACGUYVER 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea an how bout them tuna flavored cigars
2007-01-30 23:26:43 · answer #6 · answered by charles a m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it very much. A star for you. I like Cinton. but this is very funny.
2007-01-30 23:15:16 · answer #7 · answered by imahlah 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oldfool you ROCK again. This is great. This is why I will keep checking up on what you are doing! Thanks for the daily dose of laughter!
2007-01-31 00:14:18 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha
2007-01-30 23:11:03 · answer #9 · answered by 4 strings 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How true.
2007-01-30 23:17:42 · answer #10 · answered by lynnie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋