I am having a birthday party for my 12 year old girl. I am looking for at least 10 one line jokes and riddles to entertain them. Do you know any ?
2007-01-30 14:42:53 · 8 answers · asked by kenneth h 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Where does a turtle go for a wax... A SHELL STATION
Where does the Lone Ranger (yep I know it is old) take his trash...well to the dump,,,,diddy dump...diddy dump
ok you asked for clean
Want to hear a dirty joke...a pig rolled in the mud
want to hear a clean one...he got a bath
For a kids party see how many can say
Susie sells sea shells down by the sea shore....five times fast
tongue twisters always gets the giggling.
If you have three pigs, four goats, 20 cows, and 10 horses what do you have? A farm
OK honestly last one
What did the canibal say to the other canibal after eating the clown....
Give....
Hey dude...does this taste funny to you?
2007-01-30 14:47:11 · answer #1 · answered by ஐAldaஐ 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Knock Knock...
Whoes there?
Nobody
Nobody who?
(then dont say anything)
how about this one... I think its from pulp fiction:
Three tomatos were walking down the street, a Daddy Tomato, Momma tomato, and baby tomato... the baby tomato starts lagging behind so the daddy tomato goes back to him smashes him on the head and says, "Ketchup"
2007-01-30 14:47:08 · answer #2 · answered by Mike B 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Why did Sally throw the butter out the window? She wanted to see a butterfly!
2007-01-30 14:46:11 · answer #3 · answered by Tiki™ 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
What did the judge say to the dentist? Do you sware to pull the tooth the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth so help you god.
2007-01-30 14:51:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Did you hear the story of the three wells?...well well well.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven ate nine.
Best I can do.
2007-01-30 15:55:36 · answer #5 · answered by MACGUYVER 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Q. Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A. Because they have big fingers
2007-01-30 19:02:24 · answer #6 · answered by miss jane 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
it will be chilly today, but hot tamale
2007-01-30 14:48:47 · answer #7 · answered by Dean B 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
why was tigger looking in the toilet? he was looking for pooh
2007-01-30 14:46:16 · answer #8 · answered by dee_ann 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋