Miracle of Toilet Paper:
Fresh from my shower, I stood in front of the mirror, complaining to my husband that my brexsts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
If you want your brexsts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your brexsts for a few seconds."
Puzzled but willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my brexsts.
"How long will this take?" I ask.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies.
I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my brexsts every day will make my brexsts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your bxm, didn't it?"
2007-01-30 14:42:38 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
magic bog roll where do i buy it chris 10/10
2007-01-30 22:25:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2007-01-31 02:08:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Pretty funny..
Good night
2007-01-30 22:58:16 · answer #3 · answered by MuZzZ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats awesome
2007-01-30 22:46:05 · answer #4 · answered by vanessa g 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i like that thats funny
2007-01-30 22:45:35 · answer #5 · answered by Joseph 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, he'd have a black eye but it was funny.
2007-01-30 23:39:29 · answer #6 · answered by Mamma angel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahah...that's too funny. So mean too! lol
2007-01-30 22:54:45 · answer #7 · answered by silentscreamer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh very good
2007-01-31 03:59:39 · answer #8 · answered by deepee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAH
nice one,
diss,
but still very nice
2007-01-30 23:01:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant
2007-01-31 07:36:09 · answer #10 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋