2007-01-30 14:26:52 · 21 answers · asked by J B 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Have you molested any children lately?
2007-01-30 22:20:46 · answer #1 · answered by Aaron 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eich Mein Berliner
2007-01-30 22:31:36 · answer #2 · answered by prole1984 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Howdy there feller how you doing?whats happening, .so your German ? whats it like there in that country? friendly folks?Do you have arthritis.? I got the cure, came up with it myself, want to share it will all theses millions of Catholics.?show me around will you ?this is really impressive!! .how do you like being Pope,? whats your agenda? what do you hope to accomplish here,I know I know I do talk a lot don't I?why not teach people about the Spirit of God along with all the rest of all of this Christianity religion you have here,
2007-01-30 22:36:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps a good question for the Pope would be -"When will Catholics reject the bigoted teachings of that woman-hating self-confessed murderer St. Paul--and instead adopt Christs teachings of equality so that women will be treated as equally in the church??"
2007-01-30 22:39:19 · answer #4 · answered by huffyb 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would ask Him two questions.
Is Jesus Christ God?
Why does the Catholic Church displace Jesus from His position as intersessor between God and mankind and replace Him with a fallable human priest when Jesus Himself said "no man cometh to the Father except by Me"?
2007-01-30 22:33:28 · answer #5 · answered by Chef Bob 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Can I wear your hat?"
"What are your plans after Christ comes back and the church isn't necessary anymore? Do you get a good pension plan with this position?"
"Have you ever bought a lottery ticket? I was just interested"
2007-01-30 22:34:22 · answer #6 · answered by arewethereyet 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
After I cast that lieing perverted spirit off him then i would present the gosple of Jesus to him and ask him if he would like to meet Jesus by becoming a born again christian.
2007-01-30 22:44:00 · answer #7 · answered by Thomas A 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'd say thank you for his devotion to my faith and the faith of Catholics throughout the world. I'd tell him he was doing a wonderful job as the spiritual leader of the Catholic Church.
2007-01-30 22:33:57 · answer #8 · answered by sillycanuckpei 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What kinda mileage do ya get with that Popemobile?
2007-01-30 22:38:45 · answer #9 · answered by ivorytowerboy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What did that third letter say that Bernadette (believe it was her) gave to the Vatican?
2007-01-30 22:35:03 · answer #10 · answered by Sick Puppy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋