religious jokes?

Answer 1

What did the christian say to the mormon "You polygamist."

Answer 2

What about 'em?

If God is love and love is blind then isn't it a logical conclusion that God is blind? And if so how could God make man in his own image?

Don't you think the chicken came first? Wouldn't God look rather silly sitting on an egg?

Why isn't it okay to fall asleep in Church? After all, didn't God rest on the seventh day as well?

If money's the root of all evil why do the churches want it?

Why don't people realize that going to church doesn't make them a Christian any more than going to a garage makes them a mechanic?

People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

They're not jokes, but they make me laugh. Religion is funny.

Answer 3

One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year old, "I'll give $2 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived."

An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St.Patrick."
The teacher said, "Sorry Sean, that's not correct."

Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Andrew."
The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either.

Finally, a Jewish boy raised his hand and said, "It was Jesus Christ."
The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Marvin, come up here and I'll give you the $2."

As the teacher was giving Marvin his money, she said, "You know Marvin, since you're Jewish, I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ."

Marvin replied, "Yeah. In my heart I knew it was Moses, but business is business!"

Answer 4

hahahahahaha.