Optional: Which appliance is most pure and good? Which of these two appliances would prevail in a battle?
2007-01-30 13:03:59 · 20 answers · asked by scottr 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You shall not touch the washing machine of death for your heavenly father forbids so. Worship thy toaster and you will be at peace.
2007-01-30 13:10:33 · answer #1 · answered by Ugly Duckling 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The computer is the most evil because I spend a lot of time in cyberlife when I have a real life to attend to.
The TV is the most pure and good because it's a window into society--ours and others.
Naturally, the computer would prevail.
2007-01-30 13:09:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The VCR is evil. It takes up space but i keep it for the super old tapes i have. Also my vcr had habit of eating tapes. The vacuum cleaner is the most pure and good. It takes the dirt away. The vac would win it would suck the vcr into outer space.
2007-01-30 13:15:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Television is evil. It short circuits the brain, allowing marketing and political forces uncritical access to too many people.
I suppose the washing machine is the purest. Cleanliness IS next to godliness!
2007-01-30 13:16:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The mircowave is the most good, so is the fridge.
(I'm hungry if you can't tell).
I wouldn't say any of it's evil, but the toaster is the most useless, that and the iron.
I always hang my clothes right away, almost never use the iron.
2007-01-30 13:08:57 · answer #5 · answered by lilith 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
The iron likes to burn real bad but the freezer gets your beer cold quick and icecream ,wonderful ,icecream
2007-01-30 13:10:36 · answer #6 · answered by woodsonhannon53 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Can I be your friend? You sure would make me look like a genius if we were to be seen together.
God made the metal and stuff that your appliances is made of, but man.... they aint got a soul....lmbo!!
2007-01-30 13:10:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
A mixer. It beats the eggs and whips the cream.
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2007-01-30 13:30:59 · answer #8 · answered by PaulCyp 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Appliances are inanimate things. They cannot be evil or good.
2007-01-30 13:09:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
The one that doesn't work.
2007-01-30 13:09:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋