You can praise God while you build strong legs to march the streets for God.
2007-01-30 12:49:44 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I dont think this is offensive humor do you???
2007-01-30 12:55:51 · update #1
I heard the advanced tape shows how to use wrist weights to get a nice arm/shoulder workout when knocking on the door.
2007-01-30 12:54:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You might knock (pun intended) the door to door work, but consider doing some research and see how many elderly JWs are fading away in nursing homes compared to those of other religions.
As witnesses get age, they still remain very active, whether physically or mentally, so they are more likely to remain in their homes rather than in nursing homes, until the very end of their lives.
You might also check the per capita rate of Alzheimer's Disease in elderly JWs compared to other religions. They must be doing something right.
2007-01-30 16:45:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I frequently buy fitness products, thinking that it will make me fit but since I don't use them as directed, they seldom work. I have become a collector of items that look good on my shelves. Kind of like buying a Harley to decorate my garage. It's just the macho thing to do but I would never ride one; they are too dangerous, but it enhances my image. I leave the garage door open for all to see how cool I am.
2007-01-30 12:56:08 · answer #3 · answered by valcus43 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would accept those work out tapes just as long as they don't knock on my door. Asking "What do I think of the state of the workout in the world today?"
2007-01-30 12:54:09 · answer #4 · answered by MotherMayI? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok, are you serious? There are such things or is this just a hypothetical question? Nope. Can't do two things at once. How about a fitness tape that teaches you to work out in between baking a cake? Bend, stir, stretch, sift.....
2007-01-30 12:55:42 · answer #5 · answered by pookiemct07 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
what is all this about Jehovah's Witnesses who are they and why do they get so much press? With 6000 Christian religions out there and you never hear anything on Catholics or Babtists.
2007-01-30 12:57:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I wouldn't exercise if Billy Graham gave em out.
2007-01-30 12:53:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
OMG YES! I would look awesome in my ankle long jean skirt and white canvas shoes!
2007-01-30 12:53:09 · answer #8 · answered by pkb 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal trainer?
2007-01-30 13:25:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao hell nah
2007-01-30 12:53:10 · answer #10 · answered by Dink 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋