A FATHER WAS PASSING BY HIS SON'S BEDROOM WAS ASTONISHED
TO SEE THE BED WAS NICELY MADE AND EVERYTHING WAS PICKED UP. THEN HE SAW AN ENVELOPE PROPPED UP PROMINENTLY ON THE CENTER OF THE BED. IT WAS ADDRESSED,
"DAD" WITH THE WORST PREMONITION, HE OPENED THE ENVELOPE AND READ THE LETTER WITH TREMBLING HANDS:
DEAR DAD, IT IS WITH GREAT REGRET AND SORROW THAT I'M WRITING THIS. I HAD TO ELOPE WITH MY NEW GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE I WANTED TO AVOID A SCENE WITH MOM AND YOU. I'VE BEEN FINDING REAL PASSION WITH BARBARA AND SHE IS SO NICE EVEN WITH ALL HER PIERCING, TATTOOS, AND HER TIGHT MOTORCYCLE CLOTHES. BUT IT'S NOT ONLY THE PASSION, DAD - SHE'S PREGNANT AND BARBARA ASSURES ME THAT WE WILL BE VERY HAPPY. EVEN THOUGH YOU DON'T CARE FOR HER SINCE SHE IS SO MUCH OLDER THAN I AM, SHE ALREADY OWNS A TRAILER IN THE WOODS AND HAS A STACK OF FIREWOOD, ENOUGH FOR THE WINTER. SHE WANTS TO HAVE MANY MORE CHILDREN WITH ME AND THAT'S NOW ONE OF MY DREAMS TOO. BARBARA TAUGHT ME THAT MARIJUANA
2007-01-30 12:41:50 · 12 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
DOESN'T REALLY HURT ANYONE AND WE WILL BE GROWING IT OURSELVES AND TRADING IT TO OUR FRIENDS FOR ALL THE COCAINE AND ECSTACY WE WANT. IN THE MEANTIME, WE PRAY THAT SCIENCE WILL FIND A CURE FOR AIDS SO THAT BARBARA CAN GET BETTER. SHE DESERVES IT. DON'T WORRY DAD, I AM 15 YEARS OLD AND CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF NOW. I AM SURE SOMEDAY WE'LL BE BACK SO YOU CAN GET TO KNOW YOUR GRANDCHILDREN.
YOUR SON, JOHN
P.S. DAD NONE OF THIS IS TRUE. I'M AM OVER AT BILLY'S HOUSE. I JUST WANTED TO REMIND YOU THAT THERE ARE WORSE THINGS IN LIFE THAN MY REPORT CARD WHICH IS IN THE CENTER DRAWER IN MY DESK. I LOVE YOU.
P.S. CALL WHEN IT IS SAFE TO COME HOME.
2007-01-30 12:48:22 · update #1
And so your question is....?
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Sorry, didn't wait for the ending but gosh, that's got to be the best letter I've ever read...it's really something to just think about...I mean one moment it's like "Woah, my son's completely out of his mind" and then the next moment everything's like it was before, almost like when you did something wrong and then you want to go back time...really good
2007-01-30 12:47:14 · answer #1 · answered by Hideaki Takizawa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A cute joke. Most of the people who read the joke didn't think that it was finished but I came back to the joke and got to finish reading it. Glad that I was able to finish it.
2007-01-30 20:55:33 · answer #2 · answered by Nancy M. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh it cut you off! But I love this joke, it's pretty funny, I really want to do something like that to my parents....
2007-01-30 20:48:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
. . . and since this all didn't really happen, you won't be as upset to learn that I wrecked the car. Yeah, read it before, about 30 years ago.
2007-01-30 20:47:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey can u finish the rest of the joke?
2007-01-30 21:23:32 · answer #5 · answered by savy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
where is the rest of the joke?! id tell you if it was funny if i knew the ending
2007-01-30 20:46:39 · answer #6 · answered by Lisa O 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats great quite funny
2007-01-30 21:29:59 · answer #7 · answered by kleighs mommy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-01-30 21:13:40 · answer #8 · answered by couriouscat156 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG thats insane!
i want to use that! lol
2007-01-30 20:51:46 · answer #9 · answered by Pinky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
marijuana what??? finish the letter!!!
2007-01-30 20:48:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋