he asks the young girl behind the bar
"would like to hear a blonde joke"
the girl behind the bar replies
"before you tell it i feel i should tell you this
i am a blonde i am also a blackbelt in karate
the woman to your left is blonde also and is black belt in aikido
the woman to your right is trained in kickboxing and is also a blonde
the woman stood just behind you is a boxing champion, and she, also is a blonde
now do you really want to tell that joke?"
"no" replies the man sighing "not if ive got to explain it 4 times"
2007-01-30 12:16:48 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Still love all blondes !
2007-01-30 12:21:27 · answer #1 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny 10/10
2007-01-31 03:38:44 · answer #2 · answered by Tempest 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a nice thing is being blonde!!!
Every mouth talks about us.
Everybody cares about us.
Everyone is envious of us.
We are in every outdoors.
We are everywhere.
We are preferred by the whole world.
People love us the way we are.
We are the best!!!
2007-01-30 20:31:49 · answer #3 · answered by loura 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant! I do feel sorry for blondes though having to take all the ribbing!
2007-01-31 03:37:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-30 20:53:02 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That Was To Hip,My Friend ! Te Hee LOL
Tell Another and When Your Picking Best - Pick Me.....
You Qrack Me Up..........
2007-01-30 20:27:56 · answer #6 · answered by reseda1420 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe Sounds like death by blondes can't be that bad then.....
2007-01-30 20:34:51 · answer #7 · answered by Birdman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it
2007-01-30 20:22:26 · answer #8 · answered by BigJake418 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol10/10
2007-01-30 20:22:17 · answer #9 · answered by bodybronx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shouldn't that be eight times
2007-01-30 20:49:11 · answer #10 · answered by roger a 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋