2007-01-30 11:59:45 · 18 answers · asked by fluffernutter 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
"Hello Buddah"
"Hey Jesus. Been a while huh?"
"yeah, I just became a Jew so I could die to save everyone."
"Really? I just became Indian!"
"wait, dont all the pictures show you being a fat asian dude?"
"yeah. Only Im ascetic and I am as thin as a rake! Did you know pictures show you as being white?"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
2007-01-30 12:07:51 · answer #1 · answered by goatman 5 · 5⤊ 1⤋
im a buddhist so actually the question should be what did Buddha say to Jesus??
be happy.. be enlightened
2007-01-30 12:03:22 · answer #2 · answered by short fat white girl 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Don't know. What did the Buddha say to the hot dog vendor?
"Make me one with everything."
2007-01-30 12:05:09 · answer #3 · answered by Doc Occam 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Light the blunt up all ready Big Buddha, I gotz the miracle to preform!
2007-01-30 12:03:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
'Venerable Master, I want to seek refuge in The Buddha,Dhamma and the Sangha'.
2007-01-30 23:02:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anger eating demon 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Buddha lover...god wants us to smoke the buddah...reefer really makes me happy. Blaze up a blunt, gotta have that hydro, need me a hit of the tweed, made me drop to me knees. and I gotta give love to the green leaves.
2007-01-30 12:06:30 · answer #6 · answered by ÜFÖ 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hey old man let me rub your head for luck before they pin me on this cross here. Why is it that some of us have it so easy? BB
2007-01-30 12:17:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Stay away from my Bodhi Tree
2007-01-30 12:11:08 · answer #8 · answered by wb 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I got two tickets to Paradise. Won't you pack your bag's, we'll leave tonight?
2007-01-30 12:17:03 · answer #9 · answered by SLEDGE 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"You did Gnana Yoga, Now I will do Karma Yoga".
2007-01-30 12:23:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋