hi--i just moved into a new place in tennessee and the floors kind of needed to be refinished. my two cats, mittens and mr. snickers, are strickly indoors cats, and so i couldn''t put them out while the floors got done but locking them up seemed mean. so instead i tied a bunch of heliom balloons to them so they could just kind of float wherever they want in the house. one of the stupid home depot guys said the fumes was getting to him though and left the front door open to air the house and mr. snickers sort of drifted out the door when no one was looking, and got his ballons tangled high up in a tree and now hes just dangling there. i tried popping them with a pellte gun but missed and he yowled some, so i don't want to do that again. how else can i get him down? he's too high for a ladder to reach!
2007-01-30 11:21:20 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Cats
Uh, yeah right. Do you know how many ballooons it takes to make a cat float even a tiny bit? 400. Like you could tie 400 balloons to your cat without it going insane and popping every one of them.
2007-01-30 11:43:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know this is a joke. No one would tie helium balloons to their cats and let them float around. The cat would hate that and go nuts. Your best bet? If you are treating your cat like that and tying it to balloons, then shoot it out of the tree. It would be better off dead anyway. You have way too much time on your hands.....
2007-01-30 19:30:41 · answer #2 · answered by Jen G 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How fond are you of the tree? Set fire to it. The fire will climb the tree and eventually reach the branch mr. snickers is on. The string will burn and the cat will drop to land neatly on his four paws.
2007-01-30 19:32:51 · answer #3 · answered by Michael E 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ok, number one...you are a twit.
Number two...have you EVER seen a cat skeleton in a tree???
Number three-cut down the dang tree....duh, it's not rocket surgery!!!
2007-01-30 20:43:00 · answer #4 · answered by crale70 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude no you're way ****** up tying balloons to a cat. leave it up there its better in a tree then with you
2007-01-30 20:43:01 · answer #5 · answered by Nikki 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
God you're so lucky he got stuck in the tree! He could of drifted so far!!! Please find someone to climb that tree!!! If not call the fire dept. I'm sure their ladders are high enough. Please hurry!!!!
2007-01-30 19:31:16 · answer #6 · answered by flacocajuncujo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A twenty two should work, if not an ak47
2007-01-30 19:29:49 · answer #7 · answered by xyz 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋