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Is there a dating service i can avail of?

2007-01-30 11:05:48 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

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No need for a dating service. All you need to do to claim a Ewe (or Ram) is tie your bandana around it's neck - then it's yours. Well, at least that's what my sheepherding relatives tell me.

2007-01-30 11:09:02 · answer #1 · answered by quietude61 3 · 2 0

I don't think that there is a dating service for people and sheep man! But thats cool that you try. Try relationships.com

2007-01-30 19:11:20 · answer #2 · answered by some girl 1 · 0 0

LMAO !
Are these real sheep?
Are they the TV commercial Sheep??
Do they talk to YOU???
If so...what do they say??
Have you tried dressing like one??
If so...was the costume sexy enough??
Have you tried breaking the ice with lets say a dozen nice Dandelions or something??
If they don't respond...they just aren't that into you...maybe you should try a different species??

2007-01-30 19:18:17 · answer #3 · answered by Miloree 2 · 0 0

wow, sheep.... u guys (or girls!) must have a baa *cough* beautiful relationship!!

now, the important thing: are u looking for an anthropomorphic sheep? cause those r very rude... and tend to be stuck up....

for s3xy sheep check out wallace and gromit A Close Shave.....

2007-01-30 19:15:21 · answer #4 · answered by s3xy_pookie 2 · 0 0

Count sheep in bed

2007-01-30 19:09:57 · answer #5 · answered by Emily L 4 · 1 0

Ask a Kiwi (New Zealand).
Learn to Baaarrrr....
Buy gumboots, Sheep love them Ive heard.
Good luck. "Laughs".

2007-01-30 19:13:14 · answer #6 · answered by Aussie_chick 2 · 0 0

Just be yourself and smile. and don't forget to call back when you said you would. Sheep hate it when guys don't call back. They get very insecure.

2007-01-30 19:11:25 · answer #7 · answered by swade903 2 · 2 0

are you really attracted to sheep?

2007-01-30 19:09:05 · answer #8 · answered by Shyshy 1 · 0 0

Perhaps you are dating foreign sheep...
Date sheep from your local area...

2007-01-30 19:08:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

Start singing "Baa baa black sheep" and maybe it'll get their attention

2007-01-30 19:13:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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