2007-01-30 10:51:10 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I give up! How many??
2007-01-30 10:54:50 · answer #1 · answered by mptodora 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2
2007-01-30 18:54:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are 5 pairs in a bag of oranges making 10, and if I eat 2 that leaves 8!
2007-01-30 19:04:07 · answer #3 · answered by The BudMiester 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It seems you are on your way back to the funny farm so in those circumstances, it would take a week to walk there and it must be at least a fortnight away. I am on my way there now and promise to share my pears with you in the morning. Hope you are next door when they lock me away.
2007-01-30 19:35:13 · answer #4 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no pears in a bag of oranges but 1/2 the total would give you how many pairs of oranges
2007-01-30 19:07:45 · answer #5 · answered by adam12 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
none because pears arent oranges. also, a fortnight is 20 days. how does it take 7 days to walk 20 days?
2007-01-30 18:59:11 · answer #6 · answered by JP484848 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
None, because they are not oranges. Even we people from the land without fortnights know that.
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2007-01-30 18:54:29 · answer #7 · answered by Rich Z 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
6 giblet cups full. It does depend on whether the pears are banana pears or just your standard elephant bite monkey puzzle stereo carpet pears. You didnt make it clear which one
2007-01-30 18:59:15 · answer #8 · answered by dunc 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
twelfty five squillion i believe.
You don't believe me? Fine then give me back my pears you good for nothing, pear theiving, monkey beating, fortnight walking, son of a gun.... why i oughtta!!!
2007-01-30 19:03:13 · answer #9 · answered by Fay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you are taking the pith and it has no a peel so stop giving us the pip, the answer can only be given by Clementine and she only speeks mandarin to william
2007-01-31 09:51:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the real question here is 'what have you been taking?' The answer, logically, is as many as you like, for if this clearly ridiculous premise is 'valid', anything else can be assumed.
2007-01-30 19:00:13 · answer #11 · answered by Flaze 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋