U2 plays a sold out show in Ireland. As the band takes the stage, the crowd goes wild.
Bono walks up to the microphone and raises his hands. "Everybody quiet down, I've got somethin' to say"
He claps his hands 3 times slowly and says, "Every time I clap my hands, a child dies in Africa."
A guy in the front row jumps up and yells, "Well stop f&*kin' doin' it then!!!"
2007-01-30 10:42:40 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one, nice reply and darkly humored. The 'guy' no doubt finished his sentence with the word 'd1ckhead' but the censor board cut it off.
2007-01-30 10:57:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-30 20:55:54 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny Funny Funny...
2007-01-30 18:46:22 · answer #3 · answered by Porcelain Doll 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-01-30 18:47:33 · answer #4 · answered by puff'n stuff 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No one was dying when that guy said did they?
2007-01-30 19:13:23 · answer #5 · answered by DMRDX122 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL THATS FUNNY
2007-01-30 19:49:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
=( thats harsh
2007-01-30 18:46:00 · answer #7 · answered by Ladyinpinkッ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's okay
2007-01-30 19:04:04 · answer #8 · answered by Dunder Mifflin CFO 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kkk
2007-01-30 20:10:11 · answer #9 · answered by a 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋