a young couple just married,were on their honeymoon suite on their wedding night.
as emma undressed for bed the husband threw his pants to his bride and said put these on.
She put them on and the waist was twice his size.She said "I can't wear your pants."The husband says don't you forget"I'm the man of this house"
With that she flipped her panties to him and says"try these on"He tries them on and it can't pass his knee.He says,"hell,I can't get into your panties"She says"that's rightand that's the way it's going to be until you get your goddamned attitude changes.
2007-01-30 10:13:58 · 7 answers · asked by Baby Girl R 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Must be a couple of yokels. Who heard of newly weds trying to put clothes on, let alone pants!
With that said, it is a great punch line:
..I can't get into your panties!!!
2007-01-30 10:22:22 · answer #1 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-30 20:57:27 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny but why would he tell her to wear his pants that's a little weird
2007-01-30 18:23:31 · answer #3 · answered by car crash hearts 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That joke is as old as grandma's drawers.
2007-01-30 18:22:24 · answer #4 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funy joke i will pass it on
2007-01-30 19:14:35 · answer #5 · answered by Robert G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
best one yet
2007-01-30 19:36:54 · answer #6 · answered by ginarn1994 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that's an okay joke...
2007-01-30 18:22:42 · answer #7 · answered by Dee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋