Everybody loves fish and chips.
2007-01-30 09:48:10 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
hmm probably not, he will show off by taking a fish and a piece of tatoe, and feeding 100 people with fish and chips.
then he will shrug at you... =\
i bet if u bought him an ant farm though..
2007-01-30 09:53:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
No, no. God likes fish and loaves. Read your Gospels. Since loaves are bread, maybe God just wants a McFish sandwich.
And, really, beer? Wine, maybe...
Me, on the other hand--you get me some fish and chips and a beer, and I'll talk to a friend who knows a guy who might be able to do a little business with ya.
2007-01-30 09:55:28 · answer #2 · answered by Qwyrx 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't love fish and chips. And I doubt that you can buy you're way into heaven with anything. If I am mistaken, I'll take him out as well. If you want to get into heaven, you have to be a good person in this life. Then you can get into heaven.
2007-01-30 09:54:24 · answer #3 · answered by Bear 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't think bribery is approved in the bible....
and I dont think God would be so corruptive as to take you in just because you gave him some good ****.
funny question though.
I could use a beer with the fish n chips
2007-01-30 09:55:27 · answer #4 · answered by geminiblonde123 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
God is very, very specific concerning his meal preferences:
From Numbers chapter 28: "(11) On the first of every month, present to the Lord a burnt offering of two young bulls, one ram and seven male lambs a year old, all without defect. (12) With each bull there is to be a grain offering of three-tenths of an ephah of fine flour mixed with oil; with the ram, a grain offering of two-tenths of an ephah of fine flour mixed with oil; (13) and with each lamb, a grain offering of a tenth of an ephah of fine flour mixed with oil. This is for a burnt offering, a pleasing aroma, an offering made to the Lord by fire. (14) With each bull there is to be a drink offering of half a hin of wine; with the ram, a third of a hin; and with each lamb, a quarter of a hin. This is the monthly burnt offering to be made at each new moon during the year. (15) Besides the regular burnt offering with its drink offering, one male goat is to be presented to the Lord as a sin offering."
Still doesn't say if this is the ticket to Disneyworld in the Sky, but can't hurt, right?
2007-01-30 10:00:56 · answer #5 · answered by lenoxus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course he would,everyone loves fish and chips.
2007-01-30 09:53:35 · answer #6 · answered by lily_shaine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-23 14:46:10 · answer #7 · answered by malott 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you been able to find any decent fish and chips?
My quest continues...apparently on the wrong continent...
=0)
2007-01-30 09:58:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I sure would. Gotta love fish and chips. Mmmmm... Tasty.
2007-01-30 11:31:47 · answer #9 · answered by Donovan G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
of course, everyone loves fish and chips and beer, you've just got to sell him your soul. you should take the devil out too. see who makes the better deal.
2007-01-30 09:53:51 · answer #10 · answered by Shellular Kellular 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋