Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.
Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.
The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.
By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The blonde shouts, "fire!!"
2007-01-30 09:40:28 · 12 answers · asked by Jazz Lover 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahah thats funny i really laughed out loud!!!!!!!!! if you pick me as the best answer i'll smiileeee!
2007-01-30 09:48:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10! Dumb blonde!
2007-01-30 18:09:24 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahaha, funny 10/10
The guards will probably look anyway
2007-01-30 17:47:02 · answer #3 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahahaha loooooool..
2007-01-30 17:44:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
thanx for the laugh
2007-01-30 18:02:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
FUNNY...... U GET 10/10...
2007-01-30 17:48:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
DAT WAS PRETTY FUNNY
2007-01-30 17:48:20 · answer #7 · answered by ReLSOUlJA55 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great joke.. i love it
2007-01-30 17:53:48 · answer #8 · answered by petra_sweety 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha that was funny thanks for the laugh i really needed it..
2007-01-30 17:45:25 · answer #9 · answered by robtiger2 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmfao... that was funny
2007-01-30 17:46:44 · answer #10 · answered by Lara 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋