You will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling.......
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
Oh no, my dear," replied Granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the "ding" and out on the dong."
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along!"
2007-01-30 09:19:56 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny!!!!!!!!!!! if you pick me as the best answer i'll smile!
2007-01-30 09:32:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10+ : D
2007-01-30 09:24:45 · answer #2 · answered by I hate carrots 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-01 22:07:51 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my God I have to pass this along to all of my friends this is toooooo cute.
2007-01-30 09:26:06 · answer #4 · answered by Dorinda R 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! That rings a bell!
2007-01-30 09:23:48 · answer #5 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha hahahahaha Damn that ice-cream truck.
2007-01-30 10:02:32 · answer #6 · answered by Zexyana 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is the best a star for you
2007-01-30 09:24:30 · answer #7 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, great job on making me laugh.
2007-01-30 09:30:13 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Mi @m0r L@ UniC@♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, star for you.
2007-01-30 09:32:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! 10/10!
2007-01-30 10:10:23 · answer #10 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-01-30 17:14:26 · answer #11 · answered by hargonagain 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋