Joke - A woman is at the dentist?

Question

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a young lady, was looking very
nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.
"Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.
"No, I don't" she replied.
"Well," he said, "there's a building in China with a big tank of latex.
Workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in
their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size."
She didn't crack a smile. "Oh well, I tried," he thought.
But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the dental procedure, she burst out laughing.
"What's so funny?" he asked.
"I was just thinking about how condoms are made!" she said.

Come up with a good answer or another funny joke as an answer

Answer 1

A woman's husband has died. After a few months, she decides she wants a new one. She submits a classified ad as follows:
lol
"Widow looking for a new husband. To be considered, you must conform to these three criteria:
1 - You can't beat me (as my first husband did).
2 - You can't run around on me (as my first husband did).
3 - You MUST be good in bed (as my first husband wasn't)."
A few days later, the doorbell rings. She opens the door and a man without any arms and or legs is sitting in a wheel chair.
"Can I help you?" she says.
"I'm here about your ad in the paper."
"Which ad is that?"
"The one looking for a husband."
She says, "Uhm, well, there were certain criteria..."
"Yes, I know. Obviously, I could never beat you... I have no arms."
"Well, yes, I see that... but there were other criteria."
"And, as you can see, I could never run around on you... I have no legs."
"Well, yes, that's true... but there was one other thing that is very important..."
"Ah, yes, well... how do you think I rang the door bell?"

Answer 2

"Little females like to play with toys. Then at the same time as they attain the age of 11 or 12, they get bored." females nonetheless play with toys "something that blinks, beeps, and calls for a minimum of six 'D' batteries to operate." upload "vibrate" and consider were given an precise description of a woman's "toy"

Answer 3

Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!

Answer 4

"In the same way" .... added the dentist ..... but the guys always dip in fives so that the condoms fit like a glove ....

Answer 5

i know that dentist he went for a job shoeing horses at the local stables, Have you had any experience shoeing horses asked the stable manager,
yes said the Dentist, I once told a pony to fcuk off.

Answer 6

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin (casket).

You come in one,you go in the other.

Answer 7

Lol, good one... I guess that's why there are so many regular sized condoms, and not too many magnum sized out there then...

Answer 8

haaaaaaaaaaaaa lol that was funny not that gross some people are just prude so there

Answer 9

funny

Answer 10

that would heat up dick hot latex 10/10