Why do atheists always try to tear down religion? I don't want to live in a world without Thor. 'Bout you?

Question

I just can't imagine it.

Answer 1

It's true. It's true. We should be grateful to mighty Thor, for it is he who will clash with the great Midgard Serpent in the last days and rid the world of his noisome existence. It is written that the Serpent, Jörmungandr, will poison the sky with its venom, but Thor will rise and slay the Beast, though at the price of his own life. Thor will defeat Jörmungandr but then die from its venom after taking nine steps. (Apparently Jörmungandr had not yet mastered the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique.)

Have you thanked Thor today for being willing to sacrifice His life for yours?

Answer 2

Thor and the AEsir are TRAITORS and BETRAYERS.

They hand raised Fenris, they gave him an honored place amongst them, only because of a prophecy he would destroy them. Where was their genuine compassion? Where was their genuine concern?

And when he grew older, did their betrayal and hypocracy end? NO! They constantly sought out means to bind and secure him. And when they FINALLY find the one they thought wwould do the trick, Fenrir knew something was up so refused, and Tyr, the wolf's own companion, the only one of the AEsir who was not afraid of Fenrir, pledged his hand in promise that they will unsecure him...

His ONLY friend amonst the AEsir BETRAYED HIM, knowingly and intentionally, and Baldur did NOTHING to right the injustice.

The AEsir deserve Ragnarok. No mercy for the oathbreakers. NONE.

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CHIPPY -- return the PYLON CRYSTALS to ENIK or you will be DESTROYED.

(The scary thing is, I actually miss the ENIK crew around here...)

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Paladin -- I wash my hands of the oathbreaker's blood and defy the AEsir.

I need no saving from those betrayers.

*growls deeply, his hackles raised.*

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[The scary thing is... I don't know just how much of this post is serious and how much is in jest... I actually feel utterly enraged... hmmm...]

Answer 3

I'm an atheist.

I prayed very hard for Thor to send me a busty redheaded valkyrie and he didn't.

Aphrodite gave me her phone number but it starts with 555 so I have my doubts its legit.

Am now trying Satan for a succubus.

Jehovah doesn't like sex so whats the point of worshiping him?

Answer 4

hi, (ANS) i'm an Atheist and performance a unique & own philosophical view of the international. Q) ought to the international be a better effective position with out faith?. properly my gut instinct as an Atheist is to say convinced! for sure !! isn't that glaring!! regardless of the indisputable fact that in retrospect? regardless of the indisputable fact that, on deeper mirrored image. faith & God were invented via people for people and in case you bumped off ALL faith & god remote from those those who needed it or needed it. I have concluded that people ought to in hardship-free words re-invent something else, that had a diverse call yet grow to be really faith & god and fullfilled a similar objective, and should be both irrational in nature. **people look to have the outfitted in decide on for a perception in something that makes no experience whats so ever, i.e. magical questioning, perception in fairy thoughts etc. people do not look able to face the existential realities of existence all proper for this reason decide on faith & god as a convenience blanket between the self & the perfect reality of existence & lack of life. Ivan playstation :- I even haven't any decide on or choose for god or faith. i will thankfully stay my existence with out both.

Answer 5

I am an Atheist... i do not knock on peoples doors in the middle of the evening, when a family may be having thier tea, and preach to them on their doorstep...

Furthermore, i do not preach to anyone about my own belief, whether it be here, there or anywhere. All i wish to do is understand more abut people's beliefs... i have not yet had anyone knock on my door in the middle of the evening, asking me questions about my own belief, and curious about it.

I was sitting on a bus with my son the other day... a dear old lady handed me a leaflet from behind me... all about Christianity... we have groups of religious people standing in the streets preaching... why dont they go to a care home and make themselves useful? Im sure a lonely old lady/man wouldnt mind the company.

Answer 6

I love Thor.

Answer 7

Oh man, I'm not taking on THOR! I'll leave him alone.

Besides, I love a man - or god - who can wield a mighty hammer.

Answer 8

I don't believe in Thor. He is a false God. I pray to Zeus.

Answer 9

Thor is God, he needs to be worshipped. What don't these Atheists understand?

Answer 10

Since Atheists don't believe in God, you would think they would be indifferent towards all religion and just go about their lives.

Their hateful, arrogant, and sometimes vindictive and bitter responses to Christianity expose the basis of their relgion. They're not Atheists, really, they're anti-Christians.

(I can't remember ever hearing an Atheist strenuously trying to prove that reincarnation doesn't happen.)