Michael jackson was born a poor black boy and will die a rich white woman.
Michael jackson could have avoided all child molestation charges if he stuck to grabbing his own crotch.
As Michaels wife was in labor for their new baby boy Michael turned to the doctor and asked him..
"So how long until we can have sex?"
the doctor replyed "at least wait until hes 14"
2007-01-30 08:53:58 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Those are all OLD and LAME jokes that weren't even funny 10 years ago when they first came out!!
♥♥We Love You Michael!!!!♥♥
2007-01-30 10:14:11 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Stranger In Maine™♥ (Thriller) 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-30 18:13:25 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Honestly I used to be a fan
2007-01-30 17:00:13 · answer #3 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I like Michael for his music but that's about it. lol
2007-01-30 17:04:11 · answer #4 · answered by The girl next door 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
yeah those jokes aren't funny. stop picking on MJ!
2007-01-31 01:17:39 · answer #5 · answered by Jennifer 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
ha ha ha... i like the first 2
2007-01-30 17:27:37 · answer #6 · answered by petra_sweety 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
the last one was funny
2007-01-30 17:03:35 · answer #7 · answered by mo the man 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
OMG, that is funny! hahahahhahhaha. THANKS FOR THE LAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!! he had a wife?
how did he get one?
Hell, you made me fall of my chair, what was that, like the 30th time today?
2007-01-30 17:03:06 · answer #8 · answered by Crazze Chik 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
hahah that was funny even though i was a fan
2007-01-30 17:05:17 · answer #9 · answered by bodybronx 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
that's good.... the doctors reply was the most interesting part .... thank you...
2007-01-30 17:04:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋