One day while Osama Bin Laden is in hiding a polar bear comes into his cave and devours him.
He starts to go up and as he is walking towards the pearly gates George Washington comes along and whacks him across the face and shouts 'How dare you destroy the country that i helped concieve'
Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted 'You wanted to end our liberties but you failed'
James Madison then came along and kicked him in the groin and made another such comment.
69 other such incidents happened and Osama was really getting a bit p****d off by now and he screams out.
'This was not what i was promised!'
To which a heavenly voice replied,
'What did you think I said I told you that there would be 72 virginians waiting for you'
2007-01-30 08:42:17 · 14 answers · asked by johua91 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol, funny!
2007-01-30 08:49:42 · answer #1 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! 10/10!
2007-01-30 10:12:20 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"How approximately those military Seals. we are getting our funds's nicely worth there. They broke into Osama bin encumbered's compound with 12-foot partitions crowned by way of barbed twine, and fired a warning shot into his head." —David Letterman 3 adult adult males 3 adult adult males, a Canadian, Osama Bin encumbered and Uncle Sam are out walking at the same time sometime. they arrive for the time of a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "i'm going to offer each of you each desire, it is 3 needs finished," says the Genie. The Canadian says, "i'm a farmer, my dad became right into a farmer, and my son additionally will farm. i desire the land to be constantly fertile in Canada." With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada became into constantly made fertile for farming. Osama Bin encumbered became into surprised, so he mentioned, "i desire a wall around Afghanistan, so as that no infidels, Jews or human beings can come into our priceless state." back, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there became right into a extensive wall around Afghanistan. "Uncle Sam" (A former civil engineer), asks, "i'm very curious. Please tell me extra approximately this wall." The Genie explains, "nicely, it fairly is approximately 15,000 ft extreme, 500 ft thick and thoroughly surrounds the rustic; not something can get in or out---very almost impenetrable." "Uncle Sam" says, "Fill it with water."
2016-12-13 04:42:30 · answer #3 · answered by trip 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 pmsl 10/10
2007-01-30 09:05:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yellow.
2007-01-30 08:54:16 · answer #5 · answered by Yuggy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That reminds me..I used to go out with a girl called Virginia..
They used to call her 'Virgin' for short....but not for long!
2007-01-30 11:03:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it wasnt a complete joke
2007-01-30 08:55:38 · answer #7 · answered by Oh My God! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats robin williams joke - but not exactly like that
2007-01-30 08:57:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-01-30 08:52:57 · answer #9 · answered by iluvmyself676 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny ha ha
2007-01-30 09:09:58 · answer #10 · answered by magiclady2007 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋