An Essex girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a
garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up
my dress." she says.
"Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear.
"No" she replies. "This time it's mayonnaise."
2007-01-30 08:40:24 · 38 answers · asked by Chrisssy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha ^_^
2007-01-30 09:17:57 · answer #1 · answered by Shae 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You don't have to be a Brit!
You can rewrite it easily as:
An full bodied girl walks into a D.C. dry cleaners. She places a
garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says.
"Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear.
"No" Monica Lewinsky replies. "This time it's mayonnaise."
2007-01-31 06:13:05 · answer #2 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't have to be enlish to get it, i'm aussie living in scotland and got it, but if you throw in the 'essex' thing maybe you do, but you could say it was a girl from "paisley" or some other rough area
2007-01-30 08:44:58 · answer #3 · answered by gigi s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You don't have to be English only know some thing the English sense of hummer. and as I a christian I'm not supposed to look at jocks like this one. but try getting one to own up to reading one and that's another matter. they do of course because they are only human. it only made me smile but nice try. thank you for that. yours in J. C. p.w.l.
2007-01-30 09:04:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, that's super 10/10!
2007-01-30 10:21:12 · answer #5 · answered by nicky_bronx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only an Essex girl could be so dumb!
Very funny!!!!!!
2007-01-30 08:45:55 · answer #6 · answered by Modern Major General 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, I didn't have to be english to get that. I assume Essex girls are sluts, but even without that it's funny.
2007-01-30 08:44:58 · answer #7 · answered by Mimi149 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I Get it and I'm Welsh 6/10.
2007-01-30 21:09:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Or, if you're not english, you have to have read other jokes about Essex girls...
2007-01-30 09:11:00 · answer #9 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Would that be Monica Lewinski's dry cleaner?
2007-01-30 08:46:15 · answer #10 · answered by Del Piero 10 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Oh my goodness!
I had to read it two times to get it (probably cause I'm American lol...) That's pretty funny!
2007-01-30 09:26:27 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋