An Essex girl goes to the council to register for child
benefit. "How many children?" asks the council worker.
"10" replies the Essex girl
"10?" says the council worker. "What are their names?"
"Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and
Wayne"
"Doesn't that get confusing?"
"Naah..." says the Essex girl "its great because if they are out
playing in the street I just have to shout WAAYNE, YER DINNER'S
READY,or WAAYNE GO TO BED NOW and they all do it..."
"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed
council worker.
"That's easy," says the Essex girl... "I just use their surnames"
2007-01-30 08:39:35 · 15 answers · asked by Chrisssy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny,good joke, the daddy of all jokes
2007-01-30 09:04:45 · answer #1 · answered by olly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke - but the thing is, I can hear Kathy Burke shouting at Harry Enfield when she's shouting "Wayne"!!!
2007-01-30 16:49:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2007-02-01 07:08:51 · answer #3 · answered by wally_zebon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one....
A great dane was talking to the bull terrier about their problems at the vets. The bull terrier had escaped from the back garden, got next door and had made mad passionate love to 'Fifi', the poodle. As a result his owner was getting him castrated.
The great dane told how his mistress was running the bath, naked, and was bending over feeling the temperature of the water. "I couldn't stop myself." he said.
"What's happeneing then? Are you getting castrated too?"
"No" said the great dane. "I'm having my nails cut."
2007-01-30 17:40:23 · answer #4 · answered by GenetteS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! Amazing, that made my day! Thanx 4 the laugh!
2007-01-30 18:36:30 · answer #5 · answered by nicky_bronx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha lol 10/10
2007-01-30 17:09:23 · answer #6 · answered by bodybronx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!!!!
2007-02-01 11:51:24 · answer #7 · answered by F34 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smart girl. LOL
2007-01-30 16:51:48 · answer #8 · answered by BLADE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
read it the other day only it was changed to a hillbilly woman!
2007-01-30 16:55:21 · answer #9 · answered by ~♥~ *CHEEKY* ~♥~ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lovin it gr8 joke lol
2007-01-30 16:57:34 · answer #10 · answered by johua91 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋