A rabbi and a guy are traveling together. The guy says to the rabbi, "I have a question to ask you. Why does everyone think Jews are smarter than Gentiles?"
The rabbi, who is not up for an argument, says, "I'm sorry, but I am just a simple rabbi! I'm not qualified to participate in such a discussion."
The guy insists. "I have a theory and I need to test it. Here is my proposal: I'll pay you $100 if you can ask me a question that I can't answer. But if I can ask you a question that you can't answer, you must pay me $100."
The rabbi replies, "But I'm just a poor rabbi! I only have $10 on me."
The guy hesitates, then says, "OK, it's my $100 against your $10." The rabbi finally agrees, stipulating only that he be permitted to ask the first question. The guy agrees.
"OK," says the rabbi, "What animal has scaly skin, the body of a cat, the face of a squirrel, the ears of a mouse, webbed toes, and swims under water?"
Surprised, the guy admits that he doesn't know. He asks the rabbi for a few more minutes to think about it. The rabbi agrees. Two minutes later, the guy takes $100 from his wallet and gives it to the rabbi.
The guy then asks the rabbi, "So what animal was it?"
The rabbi replies, "How should I know?" and gives the guy $10.
2007-01-30 08:27:25 · 11 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
another gd 1 tink 10/10
2007-01-30 09:08:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good way to make money tink you ever tried it 10/10 +
2007-01-30 08:53:51 · answer #2 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! Thats pretty funny!
2007-01-30 08:34:00 · answer #3 · answered by Air 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL ahaahhaa
2007-01-30 09:15:29 · answer #4 · answered by forbidden_apple_doubleedgesword 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!!
2007-01-30 08:35:16 · answer #5 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clever indeed.
2007-01-30 10:22:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny hahahahaha lol its cute â¥
2007-01-30 08:35:35 · answer #7 · answered by ♥La BoRicua de CORAZON 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Classic case of dumb and dumber.
2007-01-30 08:44:54 · answer #8 · answered by Lerat 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
roflmao. that was hilarious. good one!! xx
2007-01-30 08:34:55 · answer #9 · answered by chatterbox15 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol lol lol
2007-01-30 15:51:11 · answer #10 · answered by couriouscat156 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋