A man enters a chemist, and asks the male pharmacist for a preservative, explaining that he has a dinner in the house of his girlfriend, and that he may get “some action”.
Then he thinks it better, and asks for an other preservative explaining that his girlfriend has a sister that is fine and a bit vulnerable, so “he may get more action”.
About to leave, he returns and asks for a third preservative, explaining that his future mother in law is even better looking than both her daughters and that he may get “even more action”.
While in the girlfriend’s house, having dinner, she tells him: Raul I did not know you were so shy and quite.
Raul replies: I didn’t know you father was a pharmacist
2007-01-30 08:17:53 · 11 answers · asked by lokito 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol so f ucking funny
u get a star
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2007-01-30 08:22:19 · answer #1 · answered by teddy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 8/10
2007-01-30 08:21:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-13 04:41:56 · answer #3 · answered by trip 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol heard it before but still funny
2007-01-30 08:22:31 · answer #4 · answered by ♥gigi♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
luved it. well done 10/10. good jokes are just what i need right now.
2007-01-30 08:22:31 · answer #5 · answered by chatterbox15 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent
2007-01-30 08:29:55 · answer #6 · answered by Mr Cynical 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard one drink is all it takes, but damn!!!
2007-01-30 08:30:52 · answer #7 · answered by Lerat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha bump x
2007-01-30 08:23:43 · answer #8 · answered by rachealuk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny :)
2007-01-30 09:28:37 · answer #9 · answered by Dee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it!!!!
2007-01-30 08:21:18 · answer #10 · answered by lizzy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋