When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset.
EVE: 'You're running around with other women.'
ADAM: 'You're being unreasonable. You're the only woman on earth.'
The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by someone poking him in the chest.
It was Eve.
ADAM: 'What do you think you're doing?'
EVE: 'Counting your ribs.'
2007-01-30 08:16:49 · 16 answers · asked by ♥gigi♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one!
You heard about the macho husband that wanted to put the little woman in her place? Well a while back he told her "what was what" and didn't see her for 2 whole weeks.
I think he's just starting to get a little vision out of his left eye now.
2007-01-30 08:49:49 · answer #1 · answered by aquaman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad.
How about the one:
God spoke to Adam and told him he'd come up with the perfect companion for Adam, he calls it woman. This Woman would be georgous, funny, kind, generous, loving, forgiving, the perfect cook, the perfect mother, the perfect lover, the perfect everything.
Adam says, "That sounds great how much will it cost".
God replies, "An arm and a leg."
"What can I get for a rib?" queries Adam.
2007-01-30 08:20:20 · answer #2 · answered by jg655 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2007-01-30 21:14:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i smiled 8/10
2007-01-30 08:22:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't we ladies wish we could still do that? Count ribs? Lolx
2007-01-30 08:21:35 · answer #5 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha LOL 9/10
2007-01-30 09:03:06 · answer #6 · answered by bodybronx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL 8/10
2007-01-30 08:20:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! I'm going rib counting!!
2007-01-30 08:44:56 · answer #8 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha lmao
2007-01-30 08:19:53 · answer #9 · answered by chatterbox15 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute...I would do the same thing!
2007-01-30 08:20:04 · answer #10 · answered by lizzy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋