2007-01-30 08:15:15 · 20 answers · asked by lurylz 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
5 Hail Mary's
3 Our Father's
3 Glory Be's
And an act of contrition for good measure.
2007-01-30 08:19:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hail Mary's won't help. Buy it a wig. Pray to the father in the name of Jesus. His name being His will and purpose.
Mary is asleep until the resurrection just like every other believer who has died. She is not God, she was blessed and a Godly woman, however she is not God.
2007-01-30 08:20:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm sorry, but I don't believe a word you're saying.
NOBODY could shave a cat by themselves and still be in good enough shape to type afterwards. ;-)
2007-01-30 08:28:19 · answer #3 · answered by Wolfeblayde 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The one you need to be worried about is your girlfriend. And the cat. Hope your shoes weren't expensive.
2007-01-30 08:22:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think you should be less worried about god's wrath at this point, and more about your girlfriend's. Not to mention the cat...
2007-01-30 08:28:47 · answer #5 · answered by dead_elves 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
None. I have been thinking about shaving my cats when it gets warmer.
2007-01-30 08:19:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should have left a cross on it so you could kneel in front of it before sleep each nite, that way you would be blessed. What were you thinking?
2007-01-30 08:38:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Goodness! None at all! As a matter of fact, when I had my long-haired cat shaved last summer, she actually got down on her little knees and said a prayer of THANKS to JESUS!!!
NO more FUR BALLS!!!
LOL
2007-01-30 08:22:28 · answer #8 · answered by lookn2cjc 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A ton if you want to account for God's forgiveness, your girlfriend's forgiveness, and your cat's forgiveness.
However, it'll take a while to please the cat, you'd better get started now.
2007-01-30 08:30:26 · answer #9 · answered by lotusmoon01 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if she's as warped as you (that's why she's your girlfriend) she'll go out and get more animals to shave...make a sweater...use the whiskers to embroidered Mary on it...in reverence...
2007-01-30 08:26:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋