A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer
'Certainly, sir that'll be 1 penny.' 'ONE PENNY!' exclaimed the guy; the barman replied 'Yes.'
So the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks, 'Could I have a nice juicy T-Bone steak,
with chips, peas, and a fried egg?'
'Certainly sir, 'replies the bartender, but all that comes to real money.'
'How much money?' inquires the guy. '4 pence', he replies. 'FOUR PENCE!!!!' exclaims the guy.
'Where's the Guy who owns this place?'
The barman replies, 'Upstairs with my wife.' The guy says, 'What's he doing with your wife?'
The bartender replies, 'Same as what I'm doing to his business.'
2007-01-30 08:15:00 · 13 answers · asked by ♥gigi♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha...
2007-01-31 10:50:05 · answer #1 · answered by happy soul 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd have done the same just before getting my tazer, sword, and video camera.
2007-01-30 16:56:04 · answer #2 · answered by BLADE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Scr*wing each other out eh?
Lolxx, always funny!
2007-01-30 16:19:37 · answer #3 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one gigi fairs fairs i would say 10/10
2007-01-30 17:07:38 · answer #4 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh no wait, I didn't mean to scr*w him hun!!
LMAO, good joke
2007-01-30 16:24:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Revenge is sweet!!!
2007-01-30 17:00:55 · answer #6 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe ;)
2007-01-30 16:19:04 · answer #7 · answered by lizzy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oooh revenge, I love it!
2007-01-31 01:22:05 · answer #8 · answered by hargonagain 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha, hyuk
okay
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2007-01-30 16:18:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anthony R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA cracked me up. loved it. well done, you're really cheering me up today. thanks, i needed it!!
2007-01-30 16:19:11 · answer #10 · answered by chatterbox15 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋