Paddy and Murphy are strolling through the jungle by a riverbank when they spy a crocodile with a man's head protruding from its jaws.
Paddy turns to Murphy and says, "Would you look at that flash tw-t in his Lacoste sleeping bag."
2007-01-30 08:11:55 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I don't believe it..I just sent that EXACT one on my phone to people and here it is on Y/A 20 mins later! Yeah I think it is funny.....hmmm by the way....is that you Mel?
2007-01-30 08:16:52 · answer #1 · answered by Confuzzled 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Sine there ain't no crocodile in Ireland, home of Paddy and Murphy, I assume that they were visiting Down-under.
They ought to wear a hat...too much sun which led to too much beer.
2007-01-30 16:29:10 · answer #2 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
2007-01-30 16:15:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ohhhhh There goes the brandy!!!
FAF Loved it.
Tink x
2007-01-30 17:25:12 · answer #4 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another funny one 10/10
2007-01-30 16:50:42 · answer #5 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I usually have a great sense of humor but unfortunately this is the second one I've read from you and I still just grin..Help! I want a funny joke. Try again, c'mon. Please
2007-01-30 16:17:54 · answer #6 · answered by gone from here too 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hahaha, yeah I think that's funny LOL.
2007-01-30 16:16:09 · answer #7 · answered by Boo 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
So funny, I forgot to laugh!
2007-01-30 16:15:34 · answer #8 · answered by SkiOli 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
sorry i love all of ur jokes exept for that one and if thiers someway u can message me and explain it better because i do not get it at all ............thanx
2007-01-30 19:39:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny thanxs for sharing that with me
2007-01-30 16:14:17 · answer #10 · answered by Dr Universe 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋