If you love something, set it free.
If it comes back it will always be yours.
If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with.
BUT.......
If it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money and doesn't appear to realise that you actually set it free in the first place, you either married it or gave birth to it. :)
2007-01-30
07:40:52
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