18 into 54
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife:
Dear Wife:
You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have certain needs
which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise
happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not
be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive
this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year
old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight.
-Your Husband
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting
for him that read as follows:
Dear Husband:
You, too, are 54 years old and by the time you receive this letter, I
will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year old pool boy.
Since you are a mathematician, you will appreciate that 18 goes into
54 more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore don't wait up.
Your Wife
2007-01-30 07:39:28 · 23 answers · asked by ♥gigi♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
And how old are you, dearest gigi?
2007-01-30 07:44:21 · answer #1 · answered by Always Hopeful 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Use the origninal! word from Husband My expensive spouse, you will actually comprehend that I even have particular desires which you inclusive of your fifty 4-3 hundred and sixty 5 days-previous physique can now not grant. despite if, i'm greater advantageous than chuffed with you and that i value you as a sturdy spouse. hence, after examining this letter, i desire which you will not wrongly interpret the reality i would be spending the night with my 18-3 hundred and sixty 5 days-previous secretary on the convenience lodge lodge. Please don’t be perturbed, I would be back living house in the past night. while the guy got here living house, he stumbled on right here letter on the eating room table: My expensive Husband, I gained your letter and thank you to your honesty. i might decide to take this threat to remind you which you're additionally fifty 4 years previous. on the same time, i might decide to make it easier to be conscious of that while you're examining this, i would be on the lodge Fiesta with Michael, my tennis coach, who, like your secretary, is likewise 18. As a effective businessman, and inclusive of your outstanding awareness of math, you will comprehend that we are in the same challenge, besides the reality that with one small distinction: 18 is going into fifty 4 so lots greater cases than fifty 4 is going into 18. hence, i can't be back till lunchtime the following day.
2016-10-16 07:39:38 · answer #2 · answered by season 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can't you at least change the ages a bit to avoid being repetitive? say 20 and 60, 19 and 57 ... 28 and 56...
2007-01-30 07:46:27 · answer #3 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Classic!!!!! 18 definately goes into 54 more times!!! lmao
2007-01-30 07:45:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
good 1 10/10
2007-01-30 07:45:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant.
2007-01-30 07:57:11 · answer #6 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like it. 10/10
2007-01-30 07:45:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO that was awesome. excellent 10/10 good for her lol
2007-01-30 07:47:43 · answer #8 · answered by chatterbox15 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OUCH....The mathematician learned that new equation the hard way
2007-01-30 07:44:29 · answer #9 · answered by jc 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That was written on the toilet wall in the Ark.
2007-01-30 07:45:37 · answer #10 · answered by Tracker 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol 10/10 again
2007-01-30 07:48:08 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋