A cowboy walked into a haircut shop, sat on the chair and said, “I’ll have a shave and a shoe shine.” The barber began to shave his face and sharpen the old straight edge while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes.
The cowboy said, “Young lady, why don’t we go and spend some time in a hotel room?”
She replied, “I’m married and my husband wouldn’t like that.”
The cowboy said, “Tell him you're working overtime and I’ll pay you the difference.”
She said, “You tell him. He is the one shaving you.”
2007-01-30 07:37:06 · 6 answers · asked by sugarscamp 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Go Cowgirl GO....I bet he got the cleanest shave ever.....
2007-01-30 08:08:50 · answer #1 · answered by Maw-Maw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heha! way to go!
But what's a woman with outstanding mammary glands wasting time shining shoes?
2007-01-30 15:44:46 · answer #2 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm not too sure, but OK i guess
2007-01-30 15:44:46 · answer #3 · answered by erd 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO!
2007-01-30 15:45:00 · answer #4 · answered by genie3000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gotcha!
hee hee hee hee........................ LOL
2007-01-30 19:40:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMBFFAO !!!!
2007-01-30 15:46:18 · answer #6 · answered by Lily Allen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋