A young woman goes to confession and says to the
priest:'Forgive me, father, for I have sinned. Last night
my lover made mad, passionate love to me seven times'
The priest thinks long and hard and then says: 'Take seven
lemons, squeeze them into a glass and then drink the
juice.'
The young woman asked: 'Will this cleanse me of my
sins?'
'No', replies the priest, 'but it will wipe that
smile off your face.'
2007-01-30 07:32:54 · 14 answers · asked by ♥gigi♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's put a smile back on my face after a bad day thanks
2007-01-30 07:37:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
10 points out of 10
2007-01-30 15:39:34 · answer #2 · answered by Mirela B 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2007-01-30 15:38:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very very good
2007-01-30 15:38:46 · answer #4 · answered by xXx Orange Breezer xXx 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good . after great sex my thai girlfriend lies there stroking my penis i ask do u want more sex no she replies im just admiring ur **** .....i really miss mine
2007-01-30 15:55:42 · answer #5 · answered by chrisby 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
gigi your a riot, love all the jokes, keep em comin!!! :)
2007-01-30 16:40:35 · answer #6 · answered by carmlchik 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
GREAT... love it!!!! 10/10
2007-01-30 15:36:31 · answer #7 · answered by Lily Allen 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LAMOL. funny in other words
2007-01-30 15:48:39 · answer #8 · answered by coy carp 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good
2007-01-30 15:37:52 · answer #9 · answered by L 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
dont brag
2007-01-30 15:42:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋