Being massively overweight, a blonde asks her doctor for a suitable diet. "Okay," he says. "I'd recommend you eat regularly for two days, then skip a day. Repeat this procedure for two weeks and the next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds."
Happy, the blonde goes away - only to return a fortnight later having lost at least 30 pounds. "That's amazing!" cries the doctor, "So you followed my instructions?"
The blonde nods, "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."
"From hunger, you mean? asks the doctor.
"No," says the blonde....."From skipping."
2007-01-30 07:22:15 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good but I'm Back absolutely S**t
2007-01-31 22:16:57 · answer #1 · answered by Ryan Willcox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just heard it, but still funny.
Q: What does a blond owl say?
A: What? What?
Q: What do you cal a zit on a blonde's azz?
A: A brain tumor.
2007-01-30 08:24:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think I may have heard it before, but not recently.
8 out of 10.
2007-01-30 07:31:08 · answer #3 · answered by comicards 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats skipping?? ooh I'm naughty,try a seafood diet, see food and eat it, ta ra, i did get the joke by the way, ta ra again!!
2007-01-30 07:40:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is one of the longest blonde jokes ive seen, normally blonde jokes are short, so brunetts can remember them!
2007-01-30 07:35:08 · answer #5 · answered by Lily Allen 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
read that one before fingers - 2 and no star just the dust 8/10
2007-01-30 08:24:59 · answer #6 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Took me a while to get that one!! I must be blonde at heart!!! teehee
2007-01-30 07:31:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty gd 8/10
2007-01-30 07:48:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
funnys, what's annoying is people always make fun of me.. lol... oh well i don't care i always get them back.. hehehehe
2007-01-30 07:48:52 · answer #9 · answered by riah 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it b4, but still funny
2007-01-30 07:29:21 · answer #10 · answered by lady sixx 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋