An Australian is walking down a country road in New Zealand when he happens to glance over the fence and see a farmer going at it with a sheep. The Aussie is quite taken aback by this, so he vaults the fence and walks over to the farmer. Tapping him on the shoulder, he says, "You know, mate, back home we shear those."
The New Zealander looks round frantically, "Get lost mate!" he says..."I'm not shearing this with no-one!"
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Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, "Mummy, can little girls have babies?"
"No," said his mum, "of course not."
So he ran back outside. "It's okay," his mum heard him say to the girl next door. "We can play that game again!"
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Paddy and Murphy are strolling through the jungle by a riverbank when they spy a crocodile with a man's head protruding from its jaws.
Paddy turns to Murphy and says, "Would you look at that flash **** in his Lacoste sleeping bag....." :)
2007-01-30 07:12:29 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahaha, these are good ones =)
2007-01-30 07:19:23 · answer #1 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hi fingers thats a bunch of crackers liked the assie one best 20/20
2007-01-30 08:19:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-03 06:10:50 · answer #3 · answered by gnegy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha! love the 3rd one
2007-01-30 08:11:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha... i like the last one best... cool
2007-01-30 07:21:24 · answer #5 · answered by Lily Allen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funnyyy
2007-01-30 07:22:49 · answer #6 · answered by jus meeee :) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha....
2007-01-31 10:39:41 · answer #7 · answered by happy soul 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good thanks a lot
2007-01-30 07:25:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋