> Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed
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> quietly, made my lunch, grabbed my shotgun and the dog, slipped
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> quietly into the garage to load the truck, and proceeded to back
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> out into a torrential downpour. There was snow mixed with the
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> rain, and the wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the
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> garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather
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> would be bad throughout the day.
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> I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back
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> into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a
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> different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is
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> terrible."
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> She sleepily replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out
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> hunting in that sh*t
2007-01-30 07:06:49 · 11 answers · asked by ohio_mike 2 in Sports ➔ Outdoor Recreation ➔ Hunting
That's hilarious.
2007-01-30 08:01:35 · answer #1 · answered by bigbro3006 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
so the next paragraph reads.
I replied "you must be expecting someone", jumped out of bed, grabbed my shotgun, and waited to do a little hunting in my own house. Some days are more fun than others.
2007-01-30 18:44:00 · answer #2 · answered by papag7222000 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it.
I knew a guy who went on a 4 day hunting trip a couple of days after the honeymoon. He came back and nailed his old lady all night long. Within a matter of hours he was pissing razorblades. They weren't married 2 weeks before she cheated and gave him the clap!!!
ILMAO
MIketyson26
2007-01-30 17:35:26 · answer #3 · answered by miketyson26 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wait, what do you mean? If you mean "I'm wondering whether I went hunting or not," then I guess you went outside for the purpose of hunting, but you weren't literally able to. If you mean something else, then I don't know.
2007-01-30 15:58:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
My bad... Your wife said you were out of town.
2007-01-30 20:31:53 · answer #5 · answered by shoot2kill 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HE HE that's a really bad day.
2007-01-30 21:26:33 · answer #6 · answered by thresher 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW! thats funny! and would suck if that had happened to me!
2007-01-30 17:45:11 · answer #7 · answered by sakic550241 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't know what the question is other than "Who is the guy your wife thinks she's with?" but funny. I needed that today thanks!
2007-01-30 16:08:17 · answer #8 · answered by Charles B 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one!!
2007-01-31 03:30:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That sucks are you seriuos
2007-01-30 16:03:52 · answer #10 · answered by Hester 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋