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An English cat, called One Two Three, & a French cat, called Un Deux Trois, had a swimming race across the English Channel.

Which one won?










The English cat, because the Un Deux Trois cat sank.

2007-01-30 06:35:46 · 27 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

27 answers

LMAO!
Good one.
=]
Never heard that one before.
^_^

2007-01-30 06:57:59 · answer #1 · answered by chedog93 2 · 0 0

For the young lady that doesn't get the joke - you need to speak a little French to understand it. In English the French cat's name is 1,2,3 the English word cat sounds like the French word for 4 and the French word for 5 sounds like sank. Hope she reads this!

2007-01-30 14:46:34 · answer #2 · answered by happy_southernlady 6 · 0 0

no 1/20

2007-01-30 14:39:02 · answer #3 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 0 1

I'm obviously really blonde because I don't get it...can someone explain in the next answer...Whew, I guess that's bad

2007-01-30 14:42:55 · answer #4 · answered by Luvatlanta 6 · 0 0

Sorry, my French teacher told me that, but dont worry, I still chuckled!! hehe xx

2007-01-30 14:43:02 · answer #5 · answered by tonnage 17 3 · 0 0

like it no love no adore it

0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
............................... ^
hehehe hahaha hwhwhw

2007-01-30 14:44:52 · answer #6 · answered by Lacadema (Role-player) 4 · 0 0

That was pants, put those box of reduced xmas crackers down.

2007-01-30 14:38:55 · answer #7 · answered by mizz.squitz 2 · 1 0

I failed french, maybe because of stories like this one

2007-01-30 14:41:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

bloody hell!! it took me 5 minutes to get that 1 then i couldnt stop laughing!! 10/10

2007-01-30 14:41:31 · answer #9 · answered by caesar 3 · 1 0

Ditto, lmao.
Witty & cute, finally a joke i can tell my step-mom without getting slapped.

2007-01-30 14:40:10 · answer #10 · answered by riverdanceboi 4 · 1 1

lol 6/10

2007-01-30 15:05:08 · answer #11 · answered by m.j h 3 · 0 0

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