A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, “I’ve kidnapped you.” She then wrote a note saying, “I’ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde.” The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid’s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, “How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?”
2007-01-30 06:35:12 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is hilarious!!!!!!! 10/10
2007-01-30 06:39:12 · answer #1 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is quite funny i normally hear alot different kinds of blonde jokes but that is just wicked and insane! Repsect to u! i love jokes!
2007-01-30 14:44:29 · answer #2 · answered by Eric DiLaurentis 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HE HE. Poor blondes. They are the blunt of a lot of jokes.
2007-01-30 14:42:47 · answer #3 · answered by Mamma angel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it B4, still luv it
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2007-01-30 15:09:34 · answer #4 · answered by Fall Out at the Disco 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaahah!omg lol that was nica i need a laugh 10/10
2007-01-30 15:08:42 · answer #5 · answered by m.j h 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Groan!
2007-01-30 14:38:48 · answer #6 · answered by sparklepup 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-30 14:44:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe
2007-01-30 14:39:47 · answer #8 · answered by danksprite420 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, funny, funny....I love it!
2007-01-30 14:43:42 · answer #9 · answered by cyberlatina 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-30 14:40:33 · answer #10 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋