The soldier serving overseas and far from home was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back.
A creative fellow, he went out and collected from his buddies all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together and sent them to her with a note stating the following:
"Dear Mary,
I can not remember which one is you ... please keep YOUR photo and return the others!"
2007-01-30 06:17:56 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
just like a man AL bragging again 10/10
2007-01-30 09:12:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
8
2007-01-30 06:29:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, 8/10.
2007-01-30 06:23:54 · answer #3 · answered by filmwatcher59 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-01-30 06:34:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
6 outa 10
2007-01-30 06:25:58 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is more of a visual joke. I got this last year on a powerpoint show attached to an email. I laughed so much i ached.
Still works ok here though
2007-01-30 06:26:50 · answer #6 · answered by Tazman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!...................I've got a great joke, but I can't get it posted? I've tried 4 times now. D'ya reckon I'm banned from asking? i've had loads removed for violation! (Sad fcukers). I might as well post it here if you dont mind!.......................A prison inspector was looking around a jail in Johannesburg, South Africa. During his random cell check he came across a white guy who had murdered a black man in a fight. "How long did you get for that?" the inspector asked, "Six months" the man replied. The inspector walked away shaking his head in disbelief. In the next cell, he met another white guy who had raped a black girl. "How long did you get?" he asks. "Three months" says the man. The inspector cannot believe what he is hearing. In the next cell there is a black guy. "What are you in here for?" he asks. "I got ten years for riding my bike without any lights". "Fcking hell, that's a bit harsh isn't it!!!" replies the inspector. The black man says " The judge said I would have got life if had been dark!".
2007-01-30 06:40:40 · answer #7 · answered by WibbleWibble 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I pmsl at this one 10/10
2007-01-30 13:34:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like your enthusiasm for recycling. The joke, albeit using different words, has already done the rounds today.
Some jokes don't age, unfortunately that one has.
2007-01-30 06:26:40 · answer #9 · answered by Tastebud 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL
Not too funny being as I posted this one earlier today.
Still a good joke tho'.
Keep smilin'.
2007-01-30 06:25:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋