A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."
She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde."
The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.
The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree.
The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"
2007-01-30 05:48:01 · 17 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
two for the price of one very funny cowboy 10/10
2007-01-30 09:23:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blonde being out-blonded by a blonde!! I never saw that coming lol!!!! Absolutely brilliant!!!! 10/10 =D
2007-01-30 06:04:24 · answer #2 · answered by Deathwish 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't understand!
Love a blonde xxx
Only Joking PMSL!!!!
2007-01-30 06:45:58 · answer #3 · answered by <<Crazy Chick>> 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious killer A++++++++++ LOL
Here is a one: blonde thought her "AM" radio won't work at night.
2007-01-30 05:59:07 · answer #4 · answered by kimpossible 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
10/10
Very good. Much better than most blonde jokes.
Keep smilin'.
2007-01-30 06:10:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, yes, a really blonde joke :P
2007-01-30 05:56:30 · answer #6 · answered by DarkChoco 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dull woman, not all blondes would have left the money i;d of left the kid teling her she could keep him !!
2007-01-30 06:35:57 · answer #7 · answered by danielle s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you! I will share that with my other blonde friends!
2007-01-30 06:03:46 · answer #8 · answered by happy_southernlady 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, blonde outdone by blonde. nice combo
2007-01-30 05:53:12 · answer #9 · answered by tonywuzere 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO ok this was hilarious.........i saw the note pinned on his shirt coming........but not the response..........so phucking funny
2007-01-30 05:52:48 · answer #10 · answered by SpinKick 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋